nymphcapades... let the riots begin.

what my brain ate today.

Wednesday, July 21

this is what happens when you run an 8km race with slightly wet feet sans sox. let me tell you exactly what you're seeing. the top half of the blister healed nicely, has a couple of flecks of sand in it from the beach but is painless. the angry red part of my foot is from where my sandals *further* aggravated an already annoying and painful problem. i also had a couple of slivers in that part so had to take a pin to it and painfully dig them out. gross, eh? moral of the story is, if you hear your feet squeaking, fix it. oh, and word to the wise: salt water feels really really bad on fresh blisters.

squeaky8km

squeaky8km

Monday, July 19

this is my man. he looks sweet in this picture cause he is but watch out cause he'll kick your ass if he has to. that's why i love him so much, cause he can kick ass.
imagine, all those poor girls out there with men who can't kick ass. poor poor girls.
lucky me!
gros bisous for him and safest trip too.

mmmatt

mmmatt

Thursday, July 15

SOFT CREAMS

SOFT CREAMS

IT IS SO HOT HERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MY HOLIDAY BECAUSE I'M MELTING LIKE AN SOFT CREAM. IN CANADA, WHEN IT IS HOT OUT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A/C IT IS BETTER TO OPEN YOUR WINDOWS, TRY AND CATCH A BREEZE. HERE, IT IS BETTER TO KEEP YOUR WINDOWS AND CURTAINS SHUT CAUSE EVEN THE BREEZE'LL BURN YOU.

Wednesday, July 14

this is me with babes Janet and Kassie. we were out to cause trouble. anna is getting married and it was her vixens' night. congratulations anna!

Vixens' night

Vixens' night

this is my kat, she is fucking evil as hell. i love her. last night i got bitch slapped across the face, claws an' all, because i tried to take back a small corner of my pillow. every night, after her late night romp, she saunters into bed and steals my pillow; what sass! not a day goes by that i don't wish i were a cat, my kat to be specific.
today she was real sweet with me, when i came home she showed me the beatle she had caught on the balcony and was all proud of herself. i was really happy, she usually justs eats her prey (i end up finding pieces of cockroaches all over my home) but this one she saved for me! i gave her kitty num nums, her favourite treat.

my pussy

my pussy