nymphcapades... let the riots begin.

what my brain ate today.

Thursday, September 28



it's a bit late for a girl who's cleansing... bedtime in the next 45 minutes! but i couldn't go to bed without first showing off the flowers i got today from an awesome friend!

i had a lesson downtown and got to walk around showing them off :) the bus driver teased me!














i even bought a vase to put them in cause they're so pretty :)














kitty got kurious too!

Wednesday, September 27


j needs the computer all the time now for his school stuff so i've been booted off only to squeeze in a few minutes while i can!

i'm cleansing right now anyways... am on day 3. cleansing the excessive alcohol, smokes and (seriously) bad vibes from my overworked system.

monday was the first day, i was a total bitch and this monday sucked harder than most mondays, which do generally suck. this one actually *sucked ass* (i'm not supposed to use that expression but monday was that bad this week)

tuesday wasn't much better but the caffeine withdrawal headache was more subdued... i was still a bitch.

i'm noticing a disturbing pattern... i'm a bitch :)

today was much better cause i was at a tradeshow all day and not at my psycho office (was on the verge of tears on tuesday from the insanity going on there... ladies! mind your Ps and Qs!) so i was relaxed and cheerful all day. and i didn't bite anyone's head off.

i apologize for monday and tuesday if you got in my way. that includes you, dude on the train who i glared at really hard and hoped that a bird would poop on you.

and that's what my life is all about at the moment. lemons. so i'm making lemonade. (as you do.)

ok, j needs his workspace back so i'm off!

Saturday, September 23

hahahahahahaha! my bro's gunna kill me for this one!




while i'm at it... any good ideas for hallowe'en costumes? that would be the next big event, n'est-ce pas? ... and we all know how much i like dressing up ;)

Friday, September 22

i couldn't even last 2 whole days as a 26 year old.

i fell off my bike as i was pushing off to go home, thankfully it was right in front of chignon, jean-lou's salon... kind of thankfully, how embarassing!

shelley took me in and cleaned me up, while she was at it i started to black out and had to lie down or else i would have fainted... i guess it's been a while since i've been in pain... or maybe it's the sight of my own blood?

anyways, when i woke up the morning i almost cried when i saw how mangled my beautiful leg is. ;)

so i'm at home today limping around, too scared to take a shower or look at my leg too much. instead, i'm making you look at it!

Tuesday, September 19

any of you checking my blog on a fairly regular basis will know that i didn't actually post this on the date it says. but i thought i would change the date because that's the date i am writing about... my birthday!!

so on the night of the 18th, i went to bed just after midnight. j came into the bedroom holding something in his hand and, being as obstinate as i am, wouldn't let him bring a present into the room without me opening it cause technically it was the 19th!

it was a bandana with a fiery pattern, wrapped around a bday card. inside the card (which was totally cute!) was a pirate eye patch, a big gold earring and a treasuah map! he'd hidden my presents (all 11 of them!) all around the house and garden. the card had 3 rules written inside. rule #1: eye patch must be worn at all times, rule #2: every time you find a present, you must call out "argh, there's my booty!", rule #3: no skipping rules!!

so, here i am running around the house and garden searching for treasure in my pyjamas turned pirate costume screaming "argh! where the bloody hell is me booty??"





























{later on in the day, as we were listening to the radio, we found out that it was, unbeknownst to us, international talk like a pirate day... every year. on my birthday. international talk like a pirate day! WHAT MORE COULD A GIRL FRICKIN' WANT???!!!}

j, love him to pieces, took a movie of me trying to find my booty. instead of uploading it onto my blog here, i'll give you a link for it: argh, me booty!

since it was my birthday, i'd booked the day off work ages ago. spent a couple of hours in the morning getting ready for the day with a shower and a bath, some pampering, put on one of my fave dresses, painted my toenails (which are ruined from my bike accident yesterday) and listened to my new cds!

here's a list of what i got:

$100 gift certificate for sex kitten... i've totally been drooling over this shop since i saw it and j gets serious brownie points for this present!
2 cds: camille's le fil and ben harper's diamonds on the inside
a bouquet of dried french lavender, recently harvested... smells divine!
a new muscle tank, white with an indian style pattern on the front with sparkly black beads
book: 50 great curries of india (yummy recipes with an awesome spice glossary)
an awesome emilystrange mini skirt... pictures will follow. trust me!
bath teas in ginger and sandalwood scents
book: the enchanted cat; feline fascinations, spells and magick (spells to work with my minou)
book: byron bay beauty (a book celebrating natural beauty and the byron culture)
a mont martre watercolour pad

from my grandparents: cute little silver dangly earrings.

from my fam: j&m combined bday present of $300AUS to furnish our new house with :)

from jean-lou and shelley: salon quality shampoo and conditioner, especially for my hair type!

from my work: a gorgeous hanging orchid plant with 10-15 purple blooms out at the moment!

from so many friends and family members: birthday wishes and ecards and love across the miles. special thanks to flo for her messages on her various blogs!

this is me drying my toenails in my bedroom...


this is a self portrait of me at 26...


and, just for fun, one of me at 23...



i did some laundry and hung it out in the sun, it felt wholesome.

i blew up some balloons and strung them outside so my dinner guests could find our little house tucked away on broadmere street. i even put some streamers up! my guests thought it was very cute... and it was!

we had tortilla chips with salsa and guacamole, i baked some awesome enchiladas, shelley&kris brought salad, jean-lou&peter brought red wine and baked cheesecake. we ate and drank, laughed a lot, gossiped a bit, played cranium (which my team won!... as you do on your birthday:) we had a little fire in the fireplace, popped party poppers and i was hostess with the mostest! it was wonderful! i was so happy all day!

then, after some amazing bday sex, it was off to bed for little em.

...smiles and hugs all around... xoxoxoxo

Sunday, September 17

yeah for you! it's a photo entry with pictures of our new home!

this is the front view of our house... the bay windows are the bedroom windows



this is from the inside... on a diffrent day. it was pouring and minou got caught outside. she was so filthy i had to strip down and take her in the shower! still have scratch marks on my boobies but seeing this picture makes it all worthwhile! (yeah, yeah. i'm her mommy and i can tell her facial expressions apart. she is so *unimpressed* here!)


and this is round the side of our house


and this is j drinking a coffee on the veranda (don't you love my makeshift coffee table/cardboard box? ;)



i've also slapped on a couple of shots from when we first got here, travelling along the coast in pele (our big red van)... how many times can you spot her?

these are in totally random order. i'm actually going to post them as i've loaded them: alphabetically. cause i'm too tired to rack my brains and actually remember what order they happened. and i'm still a little drunk from jazzn'brett's wedding party, despite the nooky and post coital nap that ensued!

this is new year's in sydney. we saw fireworks and partied all night with sanj (a friend of j's from way back when)
i had fun!




this is me and a rainbow in byron bay... taken before we arrived in brisbane but after our tour de sydney



on australia day (january 26th, i think) we met up with kassie and her friend ben in south bank, brisbane. we went for lunch at a cafe on the river and took a walk in the botanical gardens where kass and i went nuts with the camera. here is one of my fave shots that we took!


we cooled off in a south bank stream


then, later, we watched the fireworks!!


this is after the brisbane stop (when we met up with kass on australia day). we travelled up the coast to noosa and camped out in pele at the national forest there. one morning we went for a walk to alexandria (or alexandra??) beach... it's the local nudie beach... and we went for a swim and saw a really funny crab! i made matt take a picture of it!


this is me in the forest on the way to (or from?) the nudie beach. it's an australian eucalyptus forest and i don't actually have words to describe the intensely beautiful smell that these forests exude... cleansing, pure, heady, thick and oily all spring to mind but still barely touch on the reality.


after the noosa stopover, we went and hung out at kassie's parent's house in nambour. it was very relaxing. one day we went to maroochydore and cheered as the queen's baton ran through on it's way to melbourne for the commonwealth games. this is kassie and i lookin the part as we waited for the runners to pass by.


on another day, the three of us went to a watering hole where kass and i splashed around until her lips turned blue! (damnit kassie. why did you move away from australia!? it got a bit lonelier the day you left!)


this is the morning crossword with em (somewhere along the way, perhaps in between byron and brisbane? did we even stop then? or is it in brissie? i don't really care.) i am still really pissed off at the crosswords here. i had just gotten pretty good at the one's in the japan times and now i'm stuck with the dumbass ones in the paper here. i only get the paper on saturdays too so it's much harder than my sweet monday ones (it used to make going into work a happy time!)


this shot must be on our way from byron bay to brisbane (judging from the distances on the sign)... check out kauilani, our little hula girl, and nimbin, her gratefuldead boyfriend.


this is minou chillin in the van. she loves travelling and will surf on j's board while we're moving. and if she's not there, she's right here, on the dashboard!


now, before byron, after sydney, ... i think... we stopped in lismore for a while visiting some friends and suffering through car troubles. (pele's a trooper though and runs well now)
during our stop in lismore, we took a little drive out to nimbin, the hippie capital of australia. this is nymph in nimbin:


we also took a little trip to a watering hole and chilled out in the stream (see post below: gratuitous bikini shot!)



while in lismore we went hiking with gavin & leiki with whom we were staying, this is us overlooking the rainforest (called the nightcap forest, i think)


this is a eucalyptus in nightcap forest


these are my feet after hiking for a while (i thought i didn't have closed toe shoes, only my teevas... three days later i found my ninja boots under pele's back seat)... the leeches liked me.


this is me, squeeling like a stuck pig (and bleeding like one too!!) because i don't like leeches. you should see my squeeling leech dance... i'd never been sucked by leeches before this. my theory that everything in australia is out to either eat or kill you has yet to be disproved.


this is in coff's harbour, we went to the town fair... it's a totally gay photo that j insisted on taking


and when i saw this food stall i couldn't stop giggling that they actually print the word tucker! (they also spell tire with a 'y' and in spell jail like this: gaol, which i like to pronounce 'gay-ol')... not that i don't appreciate diversity within the english language, i just like to make fun of other people and their cultures ;)


in between noosa and kassie's parents place, we stopped for half an hour at the glasstop mountains (or is it glasshouse?) and saw the sun set from the lookout



oh yeah, by the way, it rained here this weekend so we didn't go to the outdoor festival. it would have been a different story had it been hiroshima and we knew heaps of people already going (sleeping in a van and not having to pitch a tent in and for rainy weather would make *all* the difference)... but as it was just going to be the two of us, we stayed home for the weekend, hit up some garage sales, i bought a table and chairs, and spent a good few hours planting lovely green things in the garden this morning before getting dolled up for jazz's do.

Monday, September 11


i would like to take a moment to pay tribute to a great australian legend.

RIP Steve Irwin.

i got my hands on a whole bunch of croc hunter episodes before coming to australia so i could get psyched up about going and so i could learn some aussie lingo, mate.

but long before that, when i was still living at my parent's house, are my favourite steve irwin memories. i would come home late, late, late after the bars were closed and mischief was made; drunkandstoned. and soon after, or shortly before, paul would come home and we would satisfy our munchies on the sofa together, giggling like idiots at this crazy guy from australia jumping around the marsh, tackling dangerous animals... late night discovery channel... he was so much fun... we learnt stuff... he was so happy to be doing what he was doing...!

*giggling like frickin' idiots!*

a light has gone out.

Saturday, September 9

time for more random thoughts.... ahhhh, sweet sweet mental discharge ;)

house is good... no awesome actually. i'm almost feeling domesticated again, but don't hold me to that!

i lined my closet shelves while listening to korean gangstah rap

my goal is to have a video tour of my place online by next weekend... don't hold me to that either!

wow, i do talk shit a lot!

look, i already take back the semi promise for next weekend... i forgot (dunno how) about the big, fun party we're going to FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! (ok, for j's too :) check it out, it's called earthdance06 and it's probably being held near you too!! so i think you should go and then we'll be at the same party next weekend even though you may be miles away (sniff) ... but sérieusement, 222 locations, 50 countries!

i am terribly excited for a chance to wear my pink bday dress for the 3rd year in a row! i might just wear my fancy socks too! (not together though... or maybe... that would look totally insane!)

gratuitous bikini shot:



nope. i just came back from a quick trip to my closet and the pinks are different and wouldn't look good. even in a crazy way.

still don't have much in the way of funiture... so i used a cardboard box and fashioned myself the cutest little pantie drawer! apparently i am still quite obsessed with my undergarments.

i do have a big ass fridge, a washing machine *and* a dryer! haven't had a dryer in, like, forever! fluffy towels! oooo, and my washing machine is a front loader so it
a) saves water (i'm trying to be a good little queenslander, drought-aware) and
b) saves my clothes from getting all stretched out of shape from that evil middle thing that churns and twists. and it just works like a dream!

vegemite is my new favoritest source of b vitamins. except i hate the way it smells when i have to wash it off the knife when i do the dishes.

on heavy rotation in my ipod is the awsome brisbane band butterfingers... have i already said this before? anyways, if you can get your hands on one of their albums, i am very much enjoying it. lyrical jester. very clever and good beats.

i was also listening to the beatles 'rubber soul' album today... that's because of the messed up dreams i had last night that i only told 2 people about and i didn't tell either one the whole thing... it was that weird.

i'm learning (don't ask how or why!) how to build my own webpage... perhaps i will finally use my myspace space!

from where i'm sitting, in my sunroom, i can see the stained glass of the bay window in my bedroom :) my house is so pretty!

i'm an intolerant pushover. figure that one out.

why can't people spell and why am i stuck correcting their mistakes. i hate mispellers.

pussy on lap makes foot fall asleep...

i think i'm allergic to macadamia nuts. how much would that suck?!

papadum!

i don't care what everyone else says, if it's less than 20C, it's cold.

maybe i'll light a nice little fire in the fireplace... yes, i have a fireplace. :P

done and g'night.

Friday, September 1

woooooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!! it's moving day :)

email me for my new address!

will be emailing a tonne soon, when j stops hogging the stupid computer for his school work... i think it's time to get a second one, eh?