to g-dawg, d, k, and anyone else who lived in our adventures (or who has read g's blog!)
those f#&ing crack me up!!!
all of those were hilarious!
jackie slab almost made me piss my pants.
simili poulet too!
that time we tripped out and wondered what we were supposed to be doing was hilarious! you had a stalker...? we were scared of his car. and we dropped off a movie at blockbuster and DIED laughing after cause the guy was collecting the movies from the drop box!
di, remember marking our territory all over the west island? and was it with you that we had whipped cream on rice crackers? with jelly worms? it might have been... remember k mcleod?
or 'member that time when i was in class and you two held up signs at the door saying "doob sesh" and then held odin up too?!
or that crazy new year's of 1999 when we party hardied? i had awesome tights then. i think they were orange.
di, remember our walmart jogging pants?
g- i can't remember for the life of me who was there for my first smoke... was it anu? or st nicholas? i don't actually think it was someone i was doing... di's? maybe it was olaf? remember that?! i bet he had a big peen!
i don't remember hiding deodorant in my bathrobe... oh, wait... maybe i do... i'm sure it was the sensible thing to do at the time.
or when we actually fought like darth maul all the way home from the theatre?
panties!! lots and lots of panties!!!
remember how many sunglasses i had? i still have over 10 pairs now & counting... some things don't change!
i remember the big pile of coke on the kitchen table & not doing any of it cause i don't do coke but then being told a few days later that it was in the doobs.... guh.
remember chiko and porno?
remember liam the re/max cleaning guy?
remember those pink pads of paper from re/max? i think my parents still have some of those lying around!
hop into what?!
remember my sweet hookah!
"shut up or i'll make *you* shit green" is still one of my favourite sayings of all time.
hiding from freaky adam p was crazy/scary/hilarious... we were stoned, weren't we?
does anyone remember that time k and i tried to defrost the fridge with a hammah? and the funniest part was the girl on the other end of the phone when we called the fridge company to tell them that "our fridge smelt like death and what should we do?" was telling me how she'd defrosted her freezah with a hammah just the other week and done the same thing.
dr o'dwyah... i still count off syllables from that haiku.
or do you remember the stupid long ass bus ride to the west when we used to play the punch game and someone would end up brusied when we passed the car park for the school buses and the other one for the construction vehicles?!
g- what sound does a lama make?
i think we even drew a picture of a lama... my kids are gonna think lamas say that.
that bus ride to ottawa was almost as good as smokin doobs in nama's basement and being fed nanaimo bars and christmas cookies non stop. that was the most insanest!
or how about my 18th with gnat's grandma look and the vaccum cleaner that got stuck on my neck at foufs?
the Rearranging Lawn Furniture game *was* hilarious!
..... buffet maharajah..... grooooaaaaaaan.... owwie.
g's famous bacon.
liquid candy
when i coached g to crash bandicoot glory in her basement
when i was addicted to that 'dreams' game on sega saturn
when porno stole daniel's computer? or when he was f"&ing his girlfriendS really hard?
(yes, yes, i did porno too...)
d. adams' hot dad the marlborough man
i remember goliath our kitty!
i remember that we had my parent's house that summer, my whole fam was in france! i remember shrooms with d & jp & st nick and wandering around the crazy houses around our neighbourhood
if anu ever reads this he'll probably remember me sneaking out to go to his house and watch pro wrestling
aw! i remember sharing a locker at dawson! that was fun!
my aunt certainly remembers sneaking out with me too!
the getting caught rolling a j chez moi was pretty classic. remember the crazy animations we saw on the wall?
(no mummy, those scrapes are from sitting in my bowl chair with my shoes on!)
unscrewing the bars and pulling them out! footsteps in the snow...
member that time bubbie funneled a bottle of piss?
remember that crazy mushy halloween with the dude with the masks and the trenchcoat at that lady's party? and seeing mickey mouse in trees later? (jp said "um, how much of that mush did you take?" em: "all of it, why?!" jp:"LOL that explains it!")
those trips to kelly's were the best.
or when we used to get pizza hut friend to bring us buds... wtf was his name?? it is so on the tip of my tongue...
or that time i got really drunk to celebrate quitting re/max and then getting fired from the second cup for showing up late, drunk and covered in magic marker the next day? ouch. i still don't get wasted when i finish jobs... i'm too scared!
remember our dirty word of the week? we were so good at those!
or when k, you came over around xmas time and we read that dictionary of slang and euphamisms and died when we got to the term 'duck butter'? i have a feeling we got really stoned then too.
remember my cousin will? he is still cool! i spoke to him when my aunty was here visiting & i remembered how much fun we had when he was living in mtl!
ok, i really gotta go to bed now... this is too long!
but like g said at the end of her post, feel free to add!
posted by nymphtress @ 00:25
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